kiss my thighs and tell me i’m a princess
let’s get this straight
it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you
* kisses myself good morning and slaps my own butt *
Attractions Cast Members: The Musical
"Put your hand back in the boat or so help me"
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
I think this is the best thing I’ve ever read.
You could say I’ve been having a better day ☺️